It would have been simple. If Al had destroyed the Philadelphia Parking Authority, he woulda had a chance. And I don’t mean destroy it like reorganzie it. No I mean marching down to PPA headquarters with a barrel of gasoline and setting the goddamm thing on fire. Had he done that months ago, people would have said, “You know what, this Taubernberger guy is OK. I think I may just vote for him.”
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