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-Does everyone who works for NBC10 stick their freaking heads in a hole in the ground as soon as they go off the air and keep them there until the next show? I mean seriously, first we had Lori Wilson muffing a line, and now we’ve got this. Coming tomorrow night, NBC10 explores a new fad called “Rap Music”. (Here’s the absolutely priceless video. “I consider myself a relatively hip guy” is one of the greatest lines in tv history. Also,did he steal that “4:20 is the deadliest time of the day” line from “Reefer Madness”?This is, honestly, the greatest local news story I have ever seen.)

-Speaking of deadly marijuana, Ricky Williams might be playing for the ‘Fins against the Eagles on Sunday. Wow, this could get interesting. Also, I’d like to add that it makes perfectly good sense that a guy who occasionally puffs on the lala gets a longer suspension than players that shoot people. I think that is very justifiable. The NFL is a joke.

It’s things like this that remind us how important and life affirming the intranets can be. You have to see this video. (SFW)

-The other day, after a game Laker coach Phil Jackson said, “We call this a ‘Brokeback Mountain’ game, because there’s so much penetration and kickouts.” Later he said he was sorry, but not before adding, “If I’ve offended any horses, Texans, cowboys or gays, I apologize.” Phil, I am sitting here with a very upset horse. I hope you’re happy. (Link to story here.)

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