Epic CHoke

Season over. Screw the Phillies. The Phillies always blow the businessman special games. Always.
UPDATE: Uh, yeah, scratch that. I’m an idiot. What a win! What a win! Paul Lo Duca sucks! Hahahahahaha! And we own Billy Wagner! Could someone please check on Palestra Jon? I just wanna make sure he doesn’t do anything drastic. Hey Mets fans, enjoy the trip back on the Turnpike tonight! Hope traffic isn’t too bad. Haha, just kidding. I hope traffic sucks.