Around the Horn, Brought to you by Lucia and my Mom

-Looks like my niece is already working on her Elvis snear.

-City Paper says that the Locust Rendezvous has the best fries in the city.

What song should Brett Myers enter his games to? I think “Muskrat Love” by Captain and Tennille would be epic. Or “Sailing” by Christopher Cross.

–Excuse me, sir, do you know that there is a monkey on your head?

-Happy Birthday Kurtis Blow! The video to the song Basketball is the Citizen Kane of music videos. Or at least the Ishtar of music videos. The dunk by the white guy with the moustache and mullet is nothing short of remarkable.