Well, if Britney thought she could out-psycho Lindsay this week, she had another thing coming. I mean, Britney may have had a mental meltdown, but Lindsay Lohan carjacked somebody, then in a coke fueled rage drove 80 mph through a 25 mph zone hoping to murder her assistant. Then she told the officers that the horrified black guy in the backseat had been driving. A-HA! Just as I suspected. The black guy! The black guy probably put the coke in her pants, forced her to take shots of liquor against her will, and was driving her to a dog fight! It all makes sense now! Anyways, I changed up last nights 50/50 round a little, and threw long time coke whore favorite Paris Hilton into the mix. It’s time for Name that Coke Whore: Lindsay, Paris, or Britney. Let’s see how you do:
1) Her father served time for securities fraud
2) Grew up in the Bronx
3) Was in the movie Raising Helen
4) Collaborated with Fat Joe and Jadakiss on a song
5) Appeared on Will and Grace
6) Has a sister named Aliana
7) Was in a girl group called Innosense
8) Hosted 2004 MTV Music Awards
9) Won a Razzie for Worst Actress
10) Was Named Celebrity Role Model of 2006 in a poll conducted by the AP
Answers:
1) Lohan, oh and get this from wiki: In 2005, he was sent back to prison for “aggravated unlicensed driving” and attempted assault
2) Lohan
3) Paris
4) Paris
5) Spears
6) Lohan
7) Spears
8) Lohan
9) Spears, Paris won for worst supporting actress
10) Spears Paris finished a close 2nd