Alright, peeps, I’m heading out to CB Park for Opening Day. Sweet! Here’s a few great baseball quotes to commemorate the occasion:
People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Rogers Hornsby
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart
With those who don’t give a damn about baseball, I can only sympathize. I do not resent them. I am even willing to concede that many of them are physically clean, good to their mothers and in favor of world peace. But while the game is on, I can’t think of anything to say to them. ~Art Hill
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off. ~Bill Veeck
When I began playing the game, baseball was about as gentlemanly as a kick in the crotch. ~Ty Cobb