Me and Lyle are heading out of the nation’s capital and off to Batimore to grab crab cakes. Lyle’s a west coast guy, so he’s never had one. Then, believe it or not, it’s back to good ol’ Wayne, PA tonight before we head to Pittsburgh manana. Art tells me that things went pretty well last night. Rock on. My night was pretty wild, as I hosted a little quizzo in DC. The DC crowd was plenty smart, but I’ll still take y’all in a head to head match up. In fact, that’s something that would be awesome-a city vs. city quizzo. If anybody’s got any great ideas for how we could do that, post ’em below. I just visited the Ford Theatre, where Lincoln got shot, and I’ll be posting about that this afternoon on the traffic.com blog, as well as a crabcake report, so be sure to check back then.
Month: July 2006
Question of the Week
How old does Gerald Ford turn on July 14th?
Here’s the deal
Alright, gang, today is takeoff day, and I’m currently located in the exotic locale of…Wayne, PA! Yeah, the truck needed to get inspected. The hope is that I’ll make it to DC in time to host quizzo, but that is a crapshoot due to the late departure and the type of traffic that DC gets. So we’ll see. I’m gonna start blogging on the other site soon. Here’s the deal for the next several weeks.
1) Quizzo will be hosted by Trivia Art and Jam Master Sean. They both have plenty of quizzo hosting experince and both do a good job, so you’re in good hands.
2) You may only play once a week. With as much as I’ve got going on, there’s just no way for me to find time to come up with more than one set of questions per week. Sorry.
3) You will be able to follow me for the next several weeks on roadtrip.traffic.com, where I’ll be relating my adventures across America as well as asking for your advice on where to go and what to do. I hope you’ll follow my exciting trek!
Johnny Meets the Truck Driver
Well gang, I met Lyle Lovinit a couple of hours ago. He flew in from Cali this morning, and he’s definitely West Coast. Real laid back, real tan, and he’s wearing an aloha shirt. Not a very stereotypical trucker, but sems like a real nice guy. We should get a long fine. Also, possibly a slight change for tommorrow night. Thinking about maybe hitting DC instead of Baltimore. I was hoping to host quizzo. I know a guy who hosts it there, but I haven’t been able to get a hold of him. So I’m still trying to figure out what exactly I’m gonna do. Oh well, the best adventures are always the ones you play by ear. Stay tuned, and feel free to give me any tips you’ve got for DC. Just nighttime stuff, won’t be doing any cultural stuff. We’re just kinda swinging through DC and Baltimore in the next couple of days to work out whatever kinks we might encounter, then back to Philly and heading off to Pittsburgh on Thursday.
Intense
Aw man, about 24 hours to go on the countdown and my to do list (which includes a visit to Jim’s Steaks) is still enormous. Starting to get a bit nervous. Not about the trip itself, but about the preparations for the trip. Lyle (the truck driver) flew in this morning, and I’ll meet him this afternoon. I’ll let you know how that goes. Had meeting with a “media advisor” this morning. To make a long story short, I was advised that, when on air, never say anything like this. I’m currently trying to figure out what I’m gonna do in Baltimore tommorrow night. I’ll let ya know. I hope to talk a bit about the World Cup and those sniveling wusses that won later in the day, if I have time.
Have a Happy Bonza bottler Day!
Just wanted to wish everyone a great Bonza Bottler Day. Hope you’re gtting excited for next year, when on July 7th, we’ll be celebrating a Bodacious Bonza Bottler Day! Wow, I just learned about this today. I’m really excited.
I’m in a cubicle!
That’s right, people. A day I thought would never happen. I, Johnny Goodtimes, sitting in a cubicle, drinking instant coffee and “working”. Now, what I’m working on is pretty kool. But still. I’ve been doing research on a place in Amarillo, TX called the Big Texan Steakhouse, where they give you a 72 oz steak for free if you can eat it in an hour. I’m trying to decide whether or not it’s worth attempting. I mean, there is absolutely no way I could finish it, but it might be worth the try. I’ll get this week’s winners up manana, and I’ll tell you more about the trip a little later today.
RELATED: Johnny’s going cross country!
What should Johnny do in Baltimore, Pittsburgh and Cleveland?
As you all know, I head out next week for my cross country adventure, brought to you by the good people at traffic.com. And I need you to help me decide where to go and what to do. I’m gonna start by swinging through DC and Baltimore next Tuesday, but those are gonna be fly-bys as we get the ball rolling, so I probably won’t have time to do a whole lot. But I could take suggestions on where to eat, at least in Baltimore. Then, on Thursday the 13th, I head to Pittsburgh. I need to know where to eat, and what bar to hit. That’s about all I have time for, as I’ll be heading out for Cleveland the next morning. Hoping to hit the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame, but other than that, need to know where to eat and drink in Cleveland (not that I’ll be staying drunk during this whole trip. Oh, who am I kidding? I’ll be staying drunk this whole trip.) I’ll of course be asking again in future days and weeks about what to do in other cities, but this is just to get us started. And heck, if you know of a perfect bar to host quizzo in one of the aforementioned places, I could possibly take my show on the road. So post below the places you think I need to go. Oh, and I got my first bit of info on the truck driver who’s going to be taking me cross country, though I won’t meet him until next Monday. His name is Lyle.
Seperated at birth?
They both sound like idiots when they talk, they both think the answer to all of life’s problems is to “blow s*** up”, and they were both born on the very same day. Rambo and W both turn 60 today. Of course, Rambo was a bit more succesful in war than Bush has been. Hey, well I got a meeting today with the traffic.com people, and don’t know when I’ll be back. So, until then, talk amongst yourselves.
Time Machine: Last year at this time, Johnny checked out Live 8.
QuizzoMan Saves Earth From Bad Trivia
The lights dimmed, and a booming voice came over the loudspeaker. QuizzoMan was born on the planet Quizzon, but in 1989 he was traded to earth for Von Hayes and a player to be named later. The opening monologue told of Quizzoman’s tough time adjusting to Philly, until quizzo started to blow up. The strains of Quizzoman’s theme music then began to play. “He’s so handsome, he’s so smart…he’s got a big quiz and he’s got a big heart.” Suddenly the doors blew open, smoke poured out, and out walked a superhero more handsome than any ever seen. With flowing golden locks and an uncomfortably tight outfit, Quizzoman entered to a thunderous applause. Only seconds into the program, and QuizzoMan had already made people forget about Johnny Goodtimes (though they still couldn’t keep their minds off Fado quizzo).