I have finally found the perfect news article. It has everything: a town called Arkadelphia, CPR on a drowning chicken, and the use of the word “dadgum” in the story. “I breathed into it’s beak, and it’s dadgum eyes popped open.” So that gave me the notion that we needed a word of the week. Therefore, I am incorporating “dadgum” as our word of the week. Please try to use it in a sentence when speaking with me for the rest of the week. Also, feel free to post a good news headline with the word “dadgum” in the title. Here’s a few to start: Muslims Flip Out Over Dadgum Cartoon. I’ll Be Dadgum If Gretzky’s Wife Weren’t Betting On Hockey.