Team Gossamer won a close one at the Bards on Thursday, then made a startling resolution: that they were going to try to participate in more self destructive behavior in 2006. “Yeah,” said Eleanor Bartleby, “I feel like I’ve been practicing far too much restraint in the past several years. It’s time to let loose. Expect to see me engaging in a lot of high risk behavior-drinking lots of corn whiskey, possibly dabbling in prescription strength pain killers, hooking up with guys with lengthy criminal records. I also plan on developing an addiction to glue and investing lots of my money in pyramid schemes.”
