Newsflash! Philly No Longer Phat

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Proving that the whole Men’s Health Fittest/Fattest issue is a complete mockery which consists of like three writers just pulling cities out of a hat, Baltimore was named the fittest city in America. But what was even more shocking was that Philly did not even make the 10 fattest cities, only a year after finishing 2nd fattest. I was surprised b/c I have personally hurt the team by gaining weight since last January. I guess it was that influx of healthy New Yorkers into our little borough that has pulled us up by the bootstraps. Thank you, New York!