Trying to go away for a vacation this weekend. Here’s the problem. There is only one f****** place in North America where it won’t be raining this weekend. That’s right. Philaf******delphia! Maybe I’ll just vacation in Fishtown. I am dead serious. I have looked at every city, town and hamlet between Milwaukee and San Juan, Puerto Rico and it is going to rain in every single f****** one. Except here. In other news, yes, I did briefly entertain the notion of spending my weekend in Milwaukee.
