Currently on ESPN Classic: 1985 PBA Greater Buffalo Open

Do you ever flip to a tv station and realize that you have to be, literally, the only person in America watching what you are watching? That happened today, as I flipped to ESPN Classic and saw that they were showing a bowling match from 1985 between Steve Martin (no, not that one) and Gary Skidmore. Skidmore is quite the family man, and is a Pittsburg Steelers fan. He leads Martin by 11 pins after 4 frames. I’ll keep you updated.
UPDATE: Skidmore held off a pesky Martin and took home the huge trophy (you should have seen this thing!), 256-253. Then his wife Sherry came down from the stands wearing the most hideous pastel dress you have ever seen and gave his moustached lips a big ol’ smacker.