Apparently maintaining a girlish figure is working against me, as the 76ers are adding a Broad Street Beefcake dance team, but you have to be husky to join. Outlandish! What if you’re like me, not big boned, but an excellent dancer? I could make millions off my moves, but I can’t get my big break because of discrimination. Also, about that “full body photo”: does that mean, like, nude? The following is from Michael Klein’s Inqlings:
The 76ers are adding a male Broad Street Beefcake dance team to the halftime show – but cake is more a factor than beef here. The guys, ages 21 to 40, should be on the chunky side – not fat, but with a belly. No dance experience is required. Heery Casting will lead auditions from 4 to 6 p.m. Saturday at Philadelphia College of Osteopathic Medicine, 4190 City Ave. Prospects should arrive by 3:30 p.m. with a full-body photo. Info: www.sixers.com or Heerycasting@gmail.com.