Have you guys seen tom cruise kill oprah? It’s only like 10 seconds long, but it is mildly amusing.
Month: June 2005
Question of the week
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On June 29th, 1905, this major league ballplayer made his only appearance in a major league game.
Jam Master Sean Rocks! (Papers, Scissors, also)
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This story was written not by Johnny Goodtimes, but by a contestant in the Be the Next Johnny Goodtimes Contest, Jam Master Sean (aka Urbanus). He is one of RPS’s most famous players.
Some people are into quizzo. Some people are into computers. Rock Paper Scissors. The dance of hands. That?s my thing. It?s a thinking person?s game, much like chess. I enjoy the mental aspects of it. Preparing elaborate scripts to use against opponents. Profiling opponents to determine which script would be effective in tournament play. Sometimes just winging it and using a reactive technique. It?s all about being able to read your competition.
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Goodtimes Snubbed by Philly Style, Whines Like A little b****
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Johnny Goodtimes went blow for blow for Philly Style magazine this week, and came out, as usual, a loser. Philly Style announced it’s winners for Philly’s best personalities of 2005, and ol’ Johnny didn’t make the cut.
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Help Save NPR and PBS
The government is planning on slashing the budgets of NPR and PBS. Sign this petition to encourage them not to!
Happy Birthday, Alfred
Happy Birthday to the controversial Dr. Alfred Kinsey, who would turn 111 today.
We don’t need no stinking badges
Finally, a website which proves whether or not the line “We don’t need no stinking badges” is used in a variety of different films. Btw, a few people asked me yesterday where to go to vote for the JGT motto. Just scroll down. It’s on the right side of the page under “poll.”
Happy Birthday Brett
Johnny Goodtimes would like to extend a happy 30th birthday to Western Omelette star Brett “the Barber” Beefcake (pink hat)! If you or anyone you know has an upcoming b-day, please let Johnny know.
Edge in Concert Tonight
Join Johnny after quizzo on Wednesday as he goes to see former BTNJGT contestant Edge (aka Privilege) perform at the Five Spot. No, not quizzo. It’ll be that hip-hop music all the kids are listening to. The show begins at 10 p.m. Tix are $5, and domestic beers are only $2. Imports and highballs are $3. Also on the bill are the Catastrophics. Hope to see you there.
Time to Pick a Winner
I’ve selected my ten favorite motto ideas. Now it’s time for you to vote for the best one. Your vote will decide what the official Johnny Goodtimes motto will be. Wanna thank everybody who participated. There were a lot of really good ones. Oh, and I got a couple of funny photos when I went home for the weekend. I’ll post them later.