Live 8 is a pretty kool idea, and I think it’s pretty neat that Philly’s gonna be involved. Unfortunately, we’ve got a line up that includes Maroon 5, the Dave Matthews Band (brutal!), and the least talented man in show business, P. Diddy. I guess Celine Dion was already booked that weekend. Actually, it would be kind of neat if she performed, because I think we could really send a message to our leaders if one million people fell asleep at the same time. Also, I’m glad they added 50 Cent to the lineup. For a second there, I thought this was going to be one of those humdrum concerts where no-one gets shot.