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I woke up Saturday morning with a terrible hangover. I don’t normally drink tequila, but it had flowed like the river the night before. So at 10:15 I staggered out of bed and into the shower, ready for the days adventure to begin. All I knew is that me and my buddy Ken were headed for a place called Intercourse, and that there were going to be a bunch of Amish at the end of this particular rainbow. But this was one of those trips where I wasn’t going to do any research. I was just gonna head out there and see what happened.

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Brian of The JGT All-Stars (See O’Neals story. He’s the guy in back with the beard) is a Star Wars fanatic, so when I found out that he was going to be seeing the 12:01 screening of Star Wars III, I asked him to write a review. Here are his thoughts.

For the first 336 days of 1977, I was five years old. It was during this time that I fell in love?..and I fell hard. Now for all of you who don?t believe at love at first sight, I assure you that you are wrong. For my first love is actually still with me to this day, as beautiful as ever. And after all this time, she still possesses the ability to put a smile on my face despite my mood and lift me out to a galaxy far, far away. I refer, of course, to Star Wars (or ?Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope? as it has come to be known). And now, on the morning of May 19, 2005 I hate to say I am heartbroken. Not by the film, Star Wars, Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (which I saw at 12:01 this morning and it totally f@&^ing rocked), but by the fellow fans who felt the same as I did that fateful day in ?77 when they too were seduced by the ways of the Force. Allow me to explain.

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Happy 16th birthday to Sarah, who played on Tuesday (with her dad, and no, she wasn’t boozing) at O’Neals. Ah, I remember my 16th birthday, when my parents said I couldn’t have my license yet because I wasn’t responsible enough. If you think that was embarrassing, ha-ha, well you are wrong.

Here’s some more ribbons. The first one comes to us courtesy of MC Kool Aid Sweet. The second one comes from Mike La Mare. The third one comes from Willie Washburn.

This one, once again, comes from anonymous (and no, anonymous isn’t me). If you wanna make a ribbon, just click here. It’s kool. Everybody’s doin’ it.

One of my favorite Americans of all time would have turned 80 today. Here is a collection of great quotes. If you have not read “The Autobiography of Malcolm X”, READ IT!

This one comes to us courtesy of “anonymous”.