MIke Tyson Returns to Ring

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Mike Tyson is going to fight in Washington, DC in a couple of months. And to honor this exciting moment, I have decided to include my all time favorite Mike Tyson quotes. Click below.

[He] called me a ?rapist? and a ?recluse.? I?m not a recluse.

My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!

Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It’s all lies. I have never laid a finger on her.

It’s no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don’t do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn’t talk anymore… Unless you want to, you know.

Jimmy Swaggart is lascivious, Mike Tyson is lascivious — but we’re not criminally, at least I’m not, criminally lascivious. You know what I mean. I may like to fornicate more than other people — it’s just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? I mean, I been robbed of my most of my money, can I at least get [oral sex] without the people wanting to harass me and wanting to throw me in jail?

I guess I’m gonna fade into Bolivian.

I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating.

My power is discombobulatingly devastating. It’s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm