Rapper turned minister MC Hammer officiated over the wedding of Vince Neil and his longtime girlfriend. Come on, Vince. Hammer? Couldn’t you have gotten Reverend Run or Mase?
Month: January 2005
Hilton Will Not be Substitute Teaching in Jersey
‘The Simple Life’ wanted to shoot an episode at a middle school in Buena Vista Township, NJ, with Paris and Nicole substitute teaching. But parents kicked against the idea, saying that they didn’t want their 11 year olds to be taught by an ugly whore (that’s Paris, not Nicole. I would never speak about any member of Lionel Ritchie’s family like that).
More Details About Quizzo Bowl I
Here’s where Quizzo Bowl I, the most prestigious event in the long, storied history of quizzo, currently stands: It will be held Sunday, January 30th at the World Cafe Live, located on 3025 Walnut Street. The doors open at 6:00 p.m., and the show will begin at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $10 per person, and there is a purse of $500. There will also be giveaways throughout the night, and live music! It’s going to be, in the words of one of my college roommates, “totally killer, dude”! By the way, there will be no NFL playoff games on that day.
Buy tickets online and save $2.
Story of the Day
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The Ku Klux Klan wants to adopt a highway, but apparently people think that there is enough white trash on the side of the road. So the Klan had to take it’s case to the highest court in the land (besides the People’s Court): the Supreme Court.
Site of the Day
Hey gang, here’s a Jennifer Aniston message board with pathetic people who live their lives through famous couples falling to pieces. My favorite line: “No, guys, no. I can’t see straight! I can’t stop shaking!” Ok, I would say that this breakup is the least of your problems. Another: “I keep trying to pinch myself to make it all go away, but it won’t.” I’m telling you, if you’re having a bad day and need a good laugh, check this page out!
Help Save Akitas
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A tragic situation in New York has left over 20 Akitas homeless. Here’s more on what you can do to help.
Birthday Shout Outs
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Just wanted to send some birthday shout outs. First off to Alberto of Team Hater, who celebrated his big day last week. Also, to the young lady in the pink shirt who played with some other cuties at Doc Watson’s last Monday. Happy Birthday! If you have a birthday coming up, please let me know so I can put you on the site.
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Question of the Week
Brad Pitt caught his first break in Hollywood by appearing briefly as “Chuck” in what TV show in 1986?
Fly Eagles Fly Win, but Paul Sets Record
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Fly Eagles FLy was able to win at Doc Watson’s for the second consecutive week, but the real story was the performance of Paul Roundsonmee. Paul (below) set a new Johnny Goodtimes quizzo record by passing out less than five questions into round one. “I’ve been around a lot of impressive athletic achievments in my day,” said Goodtimes,”But this one…well, this one was really special.”
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Happy B-Day White Wilt!
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White Wilt, one of the most famous (or better yet, infamous) players on the JGT circuit, is celebrating his umpteenth birthday today. Happy Birthday White Wilt!!!