Tonya Harding knocked out her opponent Britney Drake in the second round, after bashing her knee in with a tire iron.

From the gawker:
Freemans, tuesday night the 16th of nov. the bush twins , along with 2 massive secret service men, tried to have dinner. they were told by the maitre’d that they were full and would be for the next 4 years. upon hearing, the entire restaurant cheered and did a round of shots… it was amazing!!! [Ed: We’re hearing that this is actually true.]

Just when I thought it couldn’t get any better than the Grey Album by DJ Danger Mouse (mixing Jay Z and the Beatles), I find the Beastles, a mix of the Beatles and the Beastie Boys

Think again!!! Here is the story of activists pelting a McDonald’s with an octopus cannon. In other news, there is such a thing as an octopus cannon. Is the plural of octopus octopuses or octopi? I’m not sure. Both are fun to say.

There are very few times when I will promote something on the same night as quizzo. This is one of those times. Tonya Harding will be boxing tonight in Essington. Tickets are $25, and proceeds will help Tanya in her battle to be less white-trashy. Will someone please go and tell me how it is?

Hey gang, here’s a pretty kool site I found that had actually linked to the “Nobel Prize Winner…or Porn Star” quiz. The site’s got some pretty interesting stuff on it including a very addictive time waster called ice breakout in which you’re a penguin on a seesaw. Check it out.

After completely obscuring the faces of the winning team (Team Mug Night, unobscured above) at the Dog on Thursday, Photoshop Stan was let go by Johnny Goodtimes, Inc. Stan (below), whose dependence on glue and liquid valium has been troublesome to the organization for years, finally went over the line on Thursday. “I don’t know,” said Stan, “I thought it was kind of funny. But what do I know? I’m just a glue sniffing photoshopper. Also, I like liquid valium. And white out.” Stan’s interim replacement will be intern Lou “JPEG” Jackson.

Here’s a couple of pics of a young Bill Gates, supposedly from back in the day when he appeared in Tiger Beat magazine (according to gizmodo). I’m skeptical. I couldn’t find any other reference to Bill Gates in Tiger Beat online. And while he may have looked dapper and coy at that time, he had turned into a real supergeek by 1984.

Hey gang, there’s a trivia meetup group that I found online if anyone is interested. Looks pretty kool (even if their first event is at Fergie’s). Also, we’ve already sold over 75 tickets to Quizzo Bowl I! Thanks to everybody who has purchased tix so far.

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, Johnny Goodtimes has landed one of the most talented belly dancers on the East Coast! Najia, the one you see belly dancing on the Action News lead-in montage, will be halftime entertainment at the halftime show of Quizzo Bowl I! I will bet dollars to doughnuts that Johnny’s halftime show will be better than the Super Bowl’s halftime show. Najia has entertained audiences throughout the United States for over ten years, and now you will have an opportunity to see her perform live! For more info about her, go to her website.