Things have been a little shaky on the website for the last 24 hours. On the one week I could least afford to have my modem crash, my modem crashed. So a couple of stories are late, and I haven’t been able to throw up the normal ridiculous stories you’ve come to expect. It’s getting fixed tomorrow, and then we’ll be back in business. In better news, it looks like Quizzo Bowl I is close to being a sell-out!

Just wanted to send birthday shout-outs to Eve (above, center) and Dana below, both of whom recently played at the Bards. If any of y’all gotta birthday coming up, let me know.

Not since the teletubbies has there been such an obvious attempt by the cartoon industry to turn children gay. Spongebob, in a recent video, has the nerve to encourage children to show tolerance towards others, even homosexuals! Fortunately for us, there is the Christian Right, who want children to follow Jesus’s example, showing love to everyone, except for homosexuals, who Jesus famously hated and treated differently than everyone else.