Johnny Needs Date to Winner’s Reception

If you read last week’s City Paper, or have spent more than 15 seconds with Johnny over the last week and a half, you know that he was awarded “Best Dolphin Trainer Turned Quizmaster” by the good people at that fine publication. Therefore, he has been invited to a winner’s reception at Metro Lounge next Thursday. Now, Johnny needs a classy, beautiful date for that reception. If you can handle sharing the spotlight with an egomaniacal international megastar, please send Johnny a photo and an explanation of why you deserve to be Johnny’s guest to this highly prestigious event.