Ern Goes Into hiding

Hounded by women, despised by jealous quizzo players, Quizzo legend Ern R. Kern has been forced to go into hiding. “The heavy drugs, the beautiful women, the late night bar fights; it was all fun at first, but now it’s just getting out of control,” said the phenom. “I have to wear a disguise now just to go to the grocery store, or I might get molested by a gorgeous woman or sucker- punched by a jealous fan. Fame is certainly a double edged sword.”