Month: September 2004

Johnny’s Challenge

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If five teams score 100 points or more this week, Johnny will dress up like Ric Flair for next week’s quizzos. P.S. If you have any ideas for Johnny to humiliate himself if 5 teams score 100 points in a week, just click on comments and drop your idea.

Even Losers Get Lucky Sometimes

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Even Losers Get Lucky Sometimes held off Here’s Johnny at Doc Watson’s monday night, 97-91. The Losers, a group of unemployed slackers with no direction and really limited prospects, actually had a pretty good week. Not only did they win the gift certificate, but on the way home from quizzo they found a prospective employer. “This could be the start of something big,” said Jeff Whipple. UPDATE: Jeff was turned down for the job, due to his shady past. “We’re looking for losers, not criminals,” said a Taco Bell spokesman.
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Johnny Threatened By Ethics Committee!

Johnny Goodtimes, no stranger to controversy, has been told by the JGT Ethics Committtee that this weeks questions will need to be tougher, since five teams broke the 100 point barrier last week. “That is unacceptable to an organization as proud and as historic as this one,” said Antowain Cadillac of the Committee. “We will not have Johnny sully the fine name of this organization. Therefore, if five or more teams score 100 or more points this week, Johnny will have to wear a pink tank top the next week with the words ‘I Suck’ emblazoned across the front.”