Even Losers Get Lucky Sometimes held off Here’s Johnny at Doc Watson’s monday night, 97-91. The Losers, a group of unemployed slackers with no direction and really limited prospects, actually had a pretty good week. Not only did they win the gift certificate, but on the way home from quizzo they found a prospective employer. “This could be the start of something big,” said Jeff Whipple. UPDATE: Jeff was turned down for the job, due to his shady past. “We’re looking for losers, not criminals,” said a Taco Bell spokesman.