“I just want to spoon.” Haven’t been hit up with that line yet? Well get ready for it. The next big thing in NYC seems to be cuddle parties.
Month: August 2004
Website of the Day
When nerds get tattoos. Who knew there were people out there that think permanently altering your body with an Apple logo is a good idea.
Question of the Week
What actor played Mork and Mindy?s son in the Mork and Mindy Show?
Johnny?s in Mexico
Hey gang. Arrived in Mexico Friday morning. I?m currently working near Playa del Carmen, whisch is about an hour south of Cancun. The heat here is unbearable, but the chicks are unbelievable. The girls working at this dolphin facility are gorgeous. I?ll send back some pictures as soon as I figure out how to hook my camera up to the computer here. Also, the girl who runs the hotel where I am staying is 29 and single. I found that out when my toilet flooded my room on Saturday night. Oh, and I met a cutie from Canada when I was at the Philly airport. My “game” was a lot better at 6:30 a.m. than I ever would have guessed. I think I need to start picking up women early in the morning instead of late at night. As for the tequila, well I haven?t really hit my drinking stride yet. Booze is a lot more expensive here than it was in Cozumel, and you guys know what a cheap bastard I am. I?m trying to help out at this dolphin facility with customer service. It?s pretty bad here. The best thing to compare it to would be…probably customer service in Philadelphia. My Spanish is improving, slowly but steadily. I?ll try to get pics of the hot girls here up on the sight ASAP.
Johnny?s in Mexico
Hey gang. Arrived in Mexico Friday morning. I?m currently working near Playa del Carmen, whisch is about an hour south of Cancun. The heat here is unbearable, but the chicks are unbelievable. The girls working at this dolphin facility are gorgeous. I?ll send back some pictures as soon as I figure out how to hook my camera up to the computer here. Also, the girl who runs the hotel where I am staying is 29 and single. I found that out when my toilet flooded my room on Saturday night. Oh, and I met a cutie from Canada when I was at the Philly airport. My “game” was a lot better at 6:30 a.m. than I ever would have guessed. I think I need to start picking up women early in the morning instead of late at night. As for the tequila, well I haven?t really hit my drinking stride yet. Booze is a lot more expensive here than it was in Cozumel, and you guys know what a cheap bastard I am. I?m trying to help out at this dolphin facility with customer service. It?s pretty bad here. The best thing to compare it to would be…probably customer service in Philadelphia. My Spanish is improving, slowly but steadily. I?ll try to get pics of the hot girls here up on the sight ASAP.
Johnny?s in Mexico
Hey gang. Arrived in Mexico Friday morning. I?m currently working near Playa del Carmen, whisch is about an hour south of Cancun. The heat here is unbearable, but the chicks are unbelievable. The girls working at this dolphin facility are gorgeous. I?ll send back some pictures as soon as I figure out how to hook my camera up to the computer here. Also, the girl who runs the hotel where I am staying is 29 and single. I found that out when my toilet flooded my room on Saturday night. Oh, and I met a cutie from Canada when I was at the Philly airport. My “game” was a lot better at 6:30 a.m. than I ever would have guessed. I think I need to start picking up women early in the morning instead of late at night. As for the tequila, well I haven?t really hit my drinking stride yet. Booze is a lot more expensive here than it was in Cozumel, and you guys know what a cheap bastard I am. I?m trying to help out at this dolphin facility with customer service. It?s pretty bad here. The best thing to compare it to would be…probably customer service in Philadelphia. My Spanish is improving, slowly but steadily. I?ll try to get pics of the hot girls here up on the sight ASAP.
Website of the Day
A few months ago Henry Earl made the Internet rounds, what with his hundreds of arrests for alcohol intoxication and hilarious arrest photos. It is always worth checking in with Henry and seeing if he’s currently incarcerated by the fine folks of the Lexington-Fayette Urban County Government Division of Community Corrections. Be sure to click the Image History on the left for more great shots of Henry.
Election Recap
With the exciting election behind us and the Grand Inquizzinator the winner Johnnygoodtimes.com looks back on the exciting competition.
- Be the Next Johnny Goodtimes Contest Announcement
- Deadline is today, July 16th
- Meet the Contestants
- Newsflash! Verdict is Reached
- Scandal! Girls Insist Voting was Rigged
- Contest Shocker
- Johnny Weighs in on the Contestants
- What the Contestants Learned
- Voting Has Begun
- Inquizzanator Gains Lead, Loses Sanity
- It’s Confirmed. Trivia Art & Inquizzanator to Appear at Doc Watson’s
- Trivia Art’s Last Minute Plea to Voters
- Grand Inquizzanator Responds
- Grand Inquizzanator Wins
- Trivia Art’s Concession Speech
- The Grand Inquizzinator’s Acceptance Speech
Website of the Day
Watch Will Ferrell as President Bush at the White House West.
Sexy Chicks Distract Johnny
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Johnny, distracted by the Sexy Chicks (below) in the back of the room, allowed scores to balloon unnescessarily at Doc Watson’s on Monday, as Oh-ho-ho my Goodness was able to hold off the Altruistic Yiddish, 108-105. Sexy Chicks continue to be an impediment to Johnny’s goal of World Domination, and his behavior on Monday was met with a stiff rebuke from the Johnny Goodtimes Ethics Committee, who are contemplating a rule that would bar sexy women from participating in Quizzo.
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