Inquizzanator Gains Lead, Loses Sanity!

With less than eight hours to go, the Inquizzanator holds a somewhat sizable lead, but has gained access to a top secret e-mail that he recently sent to the King of Goodtimes, stating, as follows:

“dude – when is the voting over? this s*** is bugging me out.”

When told of the comments, former White House aide Henry Kissinger replied, “Hmmm, that’s funny. I remember Nixon saying the same thing on election day ’72.” Comparisons to Nixon are the last thing the Inquizzanator needs at this juncture. It will be interesting to see what kind of response, if any, will come from Inquizzanator camp.