Il Cinema Infanticido Wins at Doc’s

Il Cinema Infanticido was able to squeak past Scratchin’ and Survivin’…Goodtimes 94-90 at Doc Watson’s on Monday. The Lab Dancers (below) finished last despite the fact that Johnny allegedly gave them bonus points just for being cute. “What? Are my critics really saying that? Well, that’s 100% not true,” countered Goodtimes. “Well, at least 40% not true.”