Johnny Goes to Flower Show; Isn’t Pansy

pansy.bmp Johnny Goodtimes went to the flower show on Saturday, but that doesn’t mean that he’s some sort of sissy, reports from Chinatown indicate. “There were a lot of other men there,” said Johnny, though critics were quick to point out that most of them were either married or at the very least had a date. Johnny went on to say that he’ll probably have pansies in his garden this year, but that he isn’t one. “I mean, yeah, I get my ass kicked a lot, but I usually get a couple of lucky shots in here and there.”