NASA Takes Offense, Exacts Revenge

docwatsons_01_26 (Custom).jpgA team calling itself “One Outta Two Ain’t Bad NASA” won on Monday at Doc Watson’s, leaving NASA incensed. The space agency quickly sent a third rover, this one named “Enforcer,” to the bar. It arrived shortly after the contest ended and zapped team leader Lars Lieberman, killing him instantly. “I can’t believe NASA would act in such a heartless manner,” said team member Stacy Wordsworth. “I mean, we were just kind of playing around with the team name. If we had known it would lead to death and destruction, we probably would have picked a name like the Ponies or something.” NASA faces a $500 fine from the Johnny Goodtimes Ethics Committee.