Atari Monkeys Fly

nicks_11_19 (Custom).jpgThe Atari Monkeys pulled past the Nation of Quizlam to win at Nick’s Roast Beef on Wednesday night. Two of the team’s players tested positive for steroids, but Johnny’s steroid policy was inspired by Major League Baseball’s. “Everybody is concentrating on the negative. I’m impressed that 50% of the winning team isn’t on steroids. Why isn’t anyone talking about that?” said Johnny.