LAST WEEK’S Scores

NORTH STAR

1. Fifth Estate 122
2. Inkspot 114
3. Tom Brady Deflates My Balls 110

SIDECAR

1. Finnlandia 84
2. In the Lead 83
3. Top of Your Paper 82

O’NEALS

1. Savage Ear 93
2. Encyclopedophiles 93
3. Irish Wrist Watch 79

CITY TAP HOUSE

1. Jesters of Tortuga 120
2. Bill Cosby’s Bed and Breakfast 115
3. I Can’t Believe It’s a Law Firm 97

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. #1 Government Team Competitor 105
2. Denim Chicken 103
3. Synch Tramp 103

BLACK SHEEP

1. Must Love Pogs 120
2. Satan’s Minions 111
3. Duane’s World 100

INDUSTRY

1. Popesack 117
2. Eat Fish or Die 110
3. Imaginary Pablo and the Goat 104

BARDS

1. Serbian Donkey Cheese 102
2. These Balls Aren’t Gonna Deflate Themselves 101
3. Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly 86

And a special shout-out to “I Wish This Mic Was a Giant Horsec*ck” (below), who considering their team name scored a rather remarkable 69 points at Bards.