Westward Quiz-ho


So here’s a short video I did about our trip to Denver for Geek Bowl a couple of years ago. It’s a great video, but since I’m a jackass I never finished it. Regardless, here is Part 2. This is the one where Phil goes off on one of the greatest runs of worthless music knowledge you will ever see.. I will finish Part 3, damnit. It’s just too good not to. Here are a few of the guys we have playing on Saturday as well. (video from last year). Carl and I are with ladies team this year. The other guys in the video are on the A-team with Jam Master Phil and Kenney. Alright, I gotta get packed. If you want to follow our progress, follow me on twitter.

Trivia Newton John Wins Thriller at Bards

First Place: Trivia Newton John 98

2nd Place: The Spoons 95

3rd Place: My Other Car is the Costa Concordia 94

L. Ron Comes Fro Behind at Ugly American

First Place: L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 108

2nd Place: The Raging Clues 105

3rd Place: Dome Douche Stole My Bike 101

Duane’s World Knocks Off Stacked Steak

First Place: Duane’s World 116

2nd Place: Steak Em Up 114

3rd Place: What’s a Terrapin 93

Jams Win Again (Repped by Dallas’s Dumbass City Hall)

First Place: The Jams 116

2nd Place: Mr. September 101

3rd Place: Madame Butterface 95

Do It Live Wins at CTH

First Place: Do It Live 99

2nd Place: Isaac’s Team 98

3rd Place: The Shoe Connesieur 83

Mister Lippers Win at O’Neals

First Place: Mister Lippers 95

2nd Place: Poop 94

3rd Place: Team Not in the Corner 90

Missing Heads Win at North Star

First Place: Missing Heads

Quizzo Bowl VIII: Caribbean Quiz!

The 8th edition of the most fun annual event in Philadelphia will be held on February 18th at the World Cafe Live. Of course, the WCL will be leaving its moorings at 30th and Walnut at 7:30 and heading for the open seas. Our destination? The Caribbean. To help us get there, we will be enjoying the sounds of the Cavatina Calypso Band, the best steel drum band in all of Philadelp Aruba.

Unfortunately, this trip will probably encounter a few snags. It seems that there is a NEW quizmaster in town, calling himself Johnny Greattimes, who will stop at nothing to destroy my hallowed event and make a name for himself. We have alerted security and hope to be able to keep him expelled for the entire quiz, but he is quite dastardly and I just can’t make any promises. Let’s keep our fingers crossed that he doesn’t show up and make a mockery of the whole thing.

There is some good news, however. My dance partner Chip Chantry and my our friend Fastball Bob Gutierrez are apparently both going to make an appearance at this hallowed event. I’m sure they will be a great asset to the event and will help ensure that the whole thing runs smoothly…just like life on the islands!

There are rumors of a limbo contest at halftime, but these have not been confirmed as of this time, since this sounds like a terrible idea. There will also be plenty of giveaways, Caribbean drink specials, and awesome prizes for our winners. There will also be another local celebrity round and a live music round. World Cafe Live. February 18th. Caribbean Quiz. Now we’re sharing the same dream.

 

Ravens, Franklin, and Goats

A question on Thursday/Mondays quiz in the Edgar Allan Poe round had to do with the bird Grip. “The bird that inspired The Raven was named Grip and actually belonged to this writer, more famous than Poe at the time. Who was that famous writer?” The correct answer was Charles Dickens. If you haven’t already read it, please check out this piece I did recently on that very bird. The stuffed bird is actually at the Philly Free Library. I think it’s pretty damn interesting that a single bird inspired two of the most famous authors of the 19th century (though I’ll personally take Poe over Dickens any day of the week).

Last week I did a piece on 5 things you didn’t know about Ben Franklin. They ended up discussing it on 1210 AM. Did you know that he hung out with Satanists, was in the Chess Hall of Fame, and left the city of Philly $200 million…in 1991?

On Sunday, two men became immortals for all the wrong reasons. Kyle Williams and Billy Cundiff both came up small at the end of very important games. I decided to look back at Philadelphia athletes and coaches who choked…and what Williams and Cundiff can learn from how #1 reacted to it.

This Dude Sounds Kind of Awesome

I don’t do a lot of food and drink stuff on here, but I do like to share when I find interesting people. And this guy sounds pretty interesting. He is known simply as Lêe, and he’s opening a bar on 10th and Race soon called the Hop Sing Laundromat (named after a characer on Bonanza). The whole thing seems to be shrouded in mystery. It was supposed to open like a year ago, and it still doesn’t have an opening date. There are thousands of pennies on the floor, and thousands of nickels on the bar, there will be complimentary shoe shines at the door, and there will be over 1,000 types if liquor available. Here are a few choice lines from an interview Lêe recently did with Philly Eater.

…we’ve moved the bar from one side of the room to the other in the middle of the night because we thought the employees should have a better view of the room…If Hop Sing Laundromat lives up to the expectation of our guests and the media, then it is just pure luck. And, if this whole thing goes south, then I and I alone will be the biggest idiot in town for trying, and rightly so…My biggest fear, actually, is dying before I get to open Hop Sing Laundromat. Honestly…Your time spent here should remain private and not end up on a website. There are no recording devices of any kind allowed in the main room, and that includes cellphone cameras…To point your phone camera at someone not in their best light is demeaning at best. Privacy is a privilege and not a right in 2012, which is really strange. I believe in those values. I understand there are people who need to be updated instantly on what’s going on in their world at all times, but they won’t be doing it at Hop Sing Laundromat..What I’ve learned on my research trip, driving 33,000 miles in 70 days through 48 states, is that every cocktail bar thinks their version of a classic cocktail is the best version ever made. They all stock their establishments with a limited selection of spirits to make their own versions of these cocktails. That’s a mistake. Our guest’s version of any cocktail is and always will be the best version of them all. The perfect drink.

Quizzo Tonight

Kick off at the Locust Rendezvous at 6:15 p.m. $2 Dundee Festive Ale Pints and $3 Fosters. On to Black Sheep at 8 p.m. I would expect a few questions having to do with Texas.

Messin’ With Texas

Two teams from Philly are headed down to Austin this weekend to participate in Geek Bow VI. This will be our 3rd appearance. In 2010 we finished 4th and in 2011 we finished 3rd (both of those were held in Denver). Well, this year, it’s being held in Texas, and we decided to go for all the marbles. Carl (Specific Jawns) and I humbly accepted a demotion to the B-team so that Phil (Jams) and Kenney (Steak) could join the A-team, and give Philly it’s best chance for a title. We will be playing with the wives and girlfriends team, which is kind of like being traded from the LA Lakers to the Washington Generals, and Carl and I are both thrilled to be playing alongside our wives.

As some of you who have followed this little shindig for the past few years are aware, while those nerds do this thing to answer questions, I do it to talk smack. Last year I unleashed a vicious diss rap of Denver. This year I decided to make an educational video. I understand that a lot of people in Philly don’t know a lot about Texas, so I thought I’d teach you a little bit about the state and its customs and people.

 

If you want to follow us this weekend to see how we do, you can follow me on twitter and facebook. I’ll be updating all weekend (much to the chagrin of my wife.)

Question of the Week

What was the original name of Austin, Texas?