Brazil has the largest Lusophone population in the world. What does Lusophone mean?
Scores and Pics of Winners Last Week
SIDECAR
- In the Lead 115
- Greenstein 101
- Motor City of Brotherly Love 92
ALLA SPINA
- Must Love Pogs 121
- Illegal Aliens 108
- Nurse THIS Back to Health 96
O’NEALS
- Jawn of the Dead 115
- Kenny Lofton Eats Wonderbread 112
LOCUST RENDEZVOUS
- Tim Kaine Mutiny 119
- Synchronized Trampoline 115
- Super Fluidity 115
- Tempura House 115
FOUNDING FATHERS
- Duane’s World 127
- Jitney Spears 110
- Who’s on Turd 102
INDUSTRY
- Why Can’t Us 108
- Anna Heard There Was a Donkey Show 98
- Joe Biden Made Me Cry 76
BARDS
- Jesters of Tortuga 127
- White Chocolate Brownies 107
- Fat Kids are Harder to Kidnap 86
Quizzo Tonight
I’ve got a gig in NYC, so Carl is in charge tonight. Action starts at Industry at 6:30. Great opportunity to get a JGTSI win. (And yes, I know you’re owed a scoreboard. I’ve just been swamped lately. I’ll have it up early next week. Promise!)
On to Bards at 9:15. Have fun tonight while I’m crushing the Big Apple.
Quizzo Tonight
Action starts at 6:15 p.m. at the Vous. (Quiz at Lo Spiedo is cancelled due to heat and DNC traffic madness.) On to Founding Fathers at 8:30. Only one quiz this week since my schedule is so nuts. Hope to see ya tonight!
And the Skies Opened, and the Earth Was Washed Away, and the Quizzo Was Ended
A storm of Biblical proportions hit the quiz at the Oval on Sunday, and no-one was spared its wrath. No seriously, it was nuts. It hit right after the final round ended, and it lasted for over an hour. It hit so hard and so fast that most of us didn’t have time to make it to cover, and huddled under the little shelter offered by the bar. (Sadly, it also destroyed several scoresheets, meaning we can’t declare a winner. First time it’s ever happened. I’m bummed.)
We had kicked off the quiz with a great crowd, and were having a fun, if fairly humid, afternoon.
Then, just as I asked the final question of Round 4, the skies opened up, and people went running for the scant cover offered by the bar.
Getting soaked at the bar? Might as well grab a cold one.
A few hardy souls saw the futility of standing under the minimal cover, and thought it would be a good time to play Jenga.
While others created makeshift shelters in an effort to stay moderately dry.
Several people who couldn’t find shelter under the bar or in the makeshift tents made use of what little protection they had from the elements.
As everyone was huddling together to try to stay dry, there was one rebel who didn’t seem to mind the rain at all.
All in all, a pretty memorable time for all involved. And since we didn’t have time to go over the answers for the final round, here they are:
1. What fruit flavor will you find in abundance in a crepe suzette?
Orange
2. What was the name of Anthony Bourdain’s first book?
Kitchen Confidential
3. Lake Champlain lies between what two states?
New York, Vermont
4. What actresses breakout role was as Tony Montana’s wife in Scarface?
Michelle Pfeiffer
5. What candy bar was named after the inventor’s family horse?
Snickers
6. What is the Turkish word for fate?
Kismet
7. What’s the capital of Oregon?
Salem
8. The inventors of Coke, Pepsi, and Dr. Pepper all had the same profession. What was it?
Pharmacist
Question of the Week
OK, So Completely Disregard Everything I Said Earlier Today
Alright, let’s try this again.
MONDAY: President’s quiz has been postponed until Tuesday due to thunderstorms. We are still on for Sidecar at 9:30 p.m.
TUESDAY: President’s quiz is going to be at the Oval at 7. Slick Joe Moore will host at O’Neals and Carl B Sure will host at Alla Spina. There will be no quiz at the Tap House.
WEDNESDAY: UPDATE: Lo Spiedo is cancelled for this week due to the weather and the DNC stuff down there. I will be hosting at the Vous at 6:15 p.m. and at Founding Fathers at 8:30. yeah, turns out my private gig was Thursday, not Wednesday. Sooooo…
THURSDAY: Carl B Sure at Industry at 6:30 and at Bards at 9:15. So there ya go.
Pics and Scores of This Week’s Winners
SIDECAR
- Dan the Man 97
- There’s No I in Team Kim 95
- In the Lead 92
O’NEALS
- Dork Sided 98
- Melania’s Dissertation 92
- Nobody Likes Kyle’s Team Names 91
ALLA SPINA
- Politically Correct Your Self Before You Wreck Yourself 114
- Must Love Pogs 114
- Us 64
CITY TAP HOUSE
- Underground Bard 102
- I Drink Therefore I am 93
- Particles in His Finite Well 85
LO SPIEDO
- Amateur Gonad Surgery 96
- Trust The Process 87
- I Quizzed My Pants 87
LOCUST RENDEZVOUS
- Synchronized Trampoline 118
- #1 Government Team Competitor 113
- No Wuckin Furries 111
FOUNDING FATHERS
- Duane’s World 124
- Jitney Spears 109
- Who’s On Turd 98
INDUSTRY
- Biblical Fan Fiction 97
- Hufflepuff Ride or Die 85
- Bears Tears 82
BARDS
- The CGA 128
- Macchu Pikachu 114
- Ivanka Hit That 109
Pics and Scores of Last Week’s Winners
SIDECAR
- Tempura House 106
- There’s No I in Pikachu 92
- Motor City of Brotherly Love 89
ALLA SPINA
- Must Love Pogs 126
- Bob Loblaws Law Blog 98
- Fraid Not 95
O’NEALS
- Porn Parody Chinpokemon 111
- Jawn of the Dead 104
- Dorksided 94
CITY TAP HOUSE
- Cracked Eggheads 107
- Underground Bard 95
- Teflon Don 77
LO SPIEDO
- Grady’s Angels 105
- Hard Drives 99
- Team Lisa 91
- Quizzo-mon Go! 91
LOCUST RENDEZVOUS
- Synchronized Trampoline 101
- A Poop Too Far 91
- Dr Teeth and Electric Mayhem 89
FOUNDING FATHERS
- Who’s On Turd 105
- Dykstra’s Savings and Loan 104
- Duane’s World 103
INDUSTRY
- Imaginary Pablo and the Goat 95
- Beard Tears 90
- Sack Lunch 87
BARDS
- The CGA 120
- Fat Kids Are Harder to Kidnap 92
- Mike Pence None the Richer 91
The Best Little Whorehouse in Philly…in 1849
Stumbled across something awesome recently: an 1849 guide to dens of ill repute in Philadelphia. It formed the basis of most of our podcast this past week (how much would you need to pay us to travel back in time and sleep with the toothless Ms. Hamilton?) You may also want to give it a read. The intro is great: snarky and completely disingenuous. The reviews are amazing: “Beware of this house, stranger, as you would the sting of a viper.”
I also found this interesting, and we discussed it in the podcast:
In the nineteenth century, a woman who owned property, made high wages, had sex outside of marriage, performed or received oral sex, used birth control, consorted with men of other races, danced, drank, or walked alone in public, wore makeup, perfume, or stylish clothes — and was not ashamed — was probably a whore.






























