The Blind Squirrels, who provided the inspiration for “Shrek,” made a sequel on Wednesday at Nick’s Roast Beef, crushing the second place finishers, Quiz Eye for the Straight Guy. Though the characters were a little different this time around, the result was the same. And more importantly, it provides me with the perfect opportunity to provide the link I promised last week, showing that Banderas did indeed hold Timberlake’s hand at a screening of Shrek 2.

A group of Minnesota Rock Stars, known as Mountain Mama and the Vodka Pants, won a tight contest at Watson’s on Monday. The Pants were led by Minnesota rocker Prince, who owes his career almost entirely to Johnny, as Goodtimes let him sing after the T/F round a few times in the early 80’s. Prince repaid Johnny with a tribute in the song “Kiss.” (U just leave it all up to me, I know we could have a Goodtimes.) Anyways, after the contest, the members of the team smashed their guitars into Johnny’s amp, because that’s what rock stars do.

The Big Unit, who undoubtedly has the best mullet in sports, threw a perfect game last night, which raises an obvious question: Has there ever been a perfect game in Johnny Goodtimes Quizzo Spectacualr history? The answer is no, though three teams have come extremely close. Easy Money, who has the all time high score of 116 (out of a possible 118), missed two questions in Rd. 1 and then never missed another question. Two teams have had perfect scores going into the final question. The Missing Heads would have had a perfect score on December 3rd at the Black Sheep, but they misspelled the city of Reykjavik by one letter. Then the Western Omelette had a perfect score through 39 questions at the Bards on Jan. 20th, but missed the question “What was the only film Jimmy Stewart ever won a Best Actor Oscar for?” The quest for Quizzo immortality continues. And while we’re on the topic of baseball, check out this site which claims that former Phillie Von Hayes is the devil.

When the Black Sox fixed the 1919 World Series, what team did they lose to?

We Don’t Need Regan was able to win at Nick’s Roast Beef, despite rising gas prices. “What does that have to do with our victory?” asked team member Chuck Chillout. Johnny has no idea.