Satan Not So Bad, says Johnny

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Johnny Goodtimes gave Lucifer the OK after attending a punk rock concert on Thursday night. “Yeah, Satan isn’t so bad, I guess,” said Johnny. “I mean, could all of these people be wrong?” Johnny, who got his picture taken with the lead singer from the band Satanic Freedom (that’s not their real name, but it’s got a nice ring to it), said the band was true to it’s word. “At one point during the concert, the lead singer said that they were making the kind of music that is heard in hell, and after hearing a couple of songs, I’m definitely inclined to agree with his assessment.”

Cataclysmic Bike Crash Suffers Cataclysmic Bike Crash

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Irony was the order of the day, as several members of a team called Cataclysmic Bike Crash were injured following their win at Doc Watson’s when a crazed bike rider crashed into them. The stranger mentioned something about the basement at the Alamo, then quickly drove off. Police are investigating the suspect, who apparently rode directly to the Forum at 22nd and Market after the accident.

Quizzo Tonight

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Anybody know whose yearbook photo that is? Scroll over the pic to find out. Quizzo tonight (Thursday) will be held at the following locale. Hope to see you there!
Good Dog (224 South 15th Street, just N of Locust) 8:00 p.m.

Johnny Goodtime’s New Haircut Wins in OT

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Johnny Goodtimes New Haircut might have been fooled by Johnny’s hair (he hasn’t had a haircut in like two months), but they were not fooled by his question in Overtime, which allowed them to squeak past Bedtime For Bonzo. It was an emotional contest, and Bedtime for Bonzo was devastated at it’s conclusion. “I got a question,” said Ralph Snowblower of the Bonzo’s. “Why all the hubbub over Reagan dying? I mean, Bonzo was the star of that movie, and I don’t remember Gorbachev coming in for his funeral.”
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