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Irony was the order of the day, as several members of a team called Cataclysmic Bike Crash were injured following their win at Doc Watson’s when a crazed bike rider crashed into them. The stranger mentioned something about the basement at the Alamo, then quickly drove off. Police are investigating the suspect, who apparently rode directly to the Forum at 22nd and Market after the accident.
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This is an excellent review of the Vanilla Ice movie, Cool as Ice. (The first couple of paragraphs are dumb, but skip down to where he starts reviewing the movie.)
Quizzo Tonight

Anybody know whose yearbook photo that is? Scroll over the pic to find out. Quizzo tonight (Thursday) will be held at the following locale. Hope to see you there!
Good Dog (224 South 15th Street, just N of Locust) 8:00 p.m.
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Not really a story as much as it is a wacky website. If you like Pac Man, and you like insane people, I think you’ll enjoy this one.
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Grigorii Rasputins privates are currently being used to cure impotence (Warning: picture of a pickled peter portrayed on the page)
Question of the Week

What 89 year old man did Anna Nicole Smith marry in 1993?
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This is one of the wackiest ever. It’s a news story about an inflatable sheep.
Johnny Goodtime’s New Haircut Wins in OT
Johnny Goodtimes New Haircut might have been fooled by Johnny’s hair (he hasn’t had a haircut in like two months), but they were not fooled by his question in Overtime, which allowed them to squeak past Bedtime For Bonzo. It was an emotional contest, and Bedtime for Bonzo was devastated at it’s conclusion. “I got a question,” said Ralph Snowblower of the Bonzo’s. “Why all the hubbub over Reagan dying? I mean, Bonzo was the star of that movie, and I don’t remember Gorbachev coming in for his funeral.”
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Jelly Belly is saddened by the death of Ronald Reagan.
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This sad tale is of a boy who isn’t allowed to bring a porn star to his prom.
