With the exciting election behind us and the Grand Inquizzinator the winner Johnnygoodtimes.com looks back on the exciting competition.

• Be the Next Johnny Goodtimes Contest Announcement
• Deadline is today, July 16th
• Meet the Contestants
• Newsflash! Verdict is Reached
• Scandal! Girls Insist Voting was Rigged
• Contest Shocker
• Johnny Weighs in on the Contestants
• What the Contestants Learned
• Voting Has Begun
• Inquizzanator Gains Lead, Loses Sanity
• It’s Confirmed. Trivia Art & Inquizzanator to Appear at Doc Watson’s
• Trivia Art’s Last Minute Plea to Voters
• Grand Inquizzanator Responds
• Grand Inquizzanator Wins
• Trivia Art’s Concession Speech
• The Grand Inquizzinator’s Acceptance Speech

Hey gang, here’s the deal. I’m going to be gone to Mexico for the next three weeks to work at a dolphin facility. I will be keeping a journal of my trip on the website, keeping track of the animals, my alcohol consumption, and my success/failure with the senoritas. The Inquizzanator won the contest and will be taking over. While there will not be photos of the winners on the website, the victories will count in the standings. As of right now, all quizzoes are scheduled to go ahead. If there are any changes in the schedule, I’ll be sure to let you know. Each team may only play in one quizzo per week while I am gone. I plan to be back in action on August 31.

The Grand Inquizzator (AKA “Upper GI”, AKA Inquizzanator, AKA Roy S.) would
like to take this opportunity not only to refer to himself in the third person, but
also to sincerely thank each and every person who cast a vote on his behalf. I
hereby humbly accept the office of Rear Vice-Admiral in Charge of Pub Knowledge. As RVACPK, I swear to uphold the notoriously loose moral constructs set forth by Mr. Goodtimes himself at the onset of his despotic reign.
And I furthermore swear to concede the throne of Quizzo back to JGT upon his return, provided he is not killed by one of the dolphins he will be working with. Of course, dolphins are notoriously bloodthirsty animals; thus, the probability of his survival is certainly no more than 50%. Therefore, assuming his death in advance, I hereby pledge 4% of all future Quizzo earnings to whomever amongst his surviving relatives can successfully prosecute me for having trained the killer dolphins. Once again, thank you all for voting me, your better, into this most esteemed office. I find you all very attractive. No, seriously.

Dear quizzoites,

I come before you today to speak of concessions.
Among my favorite concessions, the ones I really can?t get enough of:

At the Movies:

Pretzel Bites with spicy cheese

Medium Popcorn with real butter flavoring

Bladder Buster sized Coke

At the CoreStates/First Union/Wachovia/LastBankStanding Center I enjoy dining on:

Bully Beef Sandwiches

Nachos with cheese, salsa, and jalapenos

And I can never get enough of….What?s that Johnny?

I lost? You want me to concede? Are you serious? The Grand Inquizzanator knows more losers with nothing better to do than vote for substitute quizzo master than I do? Impossible! You think I?m going to take this lying down? I know Photoshop. It would be awful if any sort of scandal found the Grand Inquizzanator in compromising photos.
Congratulations Grand Inquizzinator, you have the voice. But let it be known, if anything happens to the winner, I?m ready to step in and replace the Grand Inquizzanator much like Suzette Charles was ready to assume Vanessa Williams? crown.

The Grand Inquizzanator was able to pull away from Trivia Art in the final hours of the “Be the Next Johnny Goodtimes” Contest to win, 167-130. The JGT Ethics Committee is recounting the votes by hand, but since this is impossible, it is believed that GI will remain the victor. Trivia Art is expected to submit a concession letter later today. Art will be the Vice-Quizmaster.