Johnny Goodtimes, no stranger to controversy, has been told by the JGT Ethics Committtee that this weeks questions will need to be tougher, since five teams broke the 100 point barrier last week. “That is unacceptable to an organization as proud and as historic as this one,” said Antowain Cadillac of the Committee. “We will not have Johnny sully the fine name of this organization. Therefore, if five or more teams score 100 or more points this week, Johnny will have to wear a pink tank top the next week with the words ‘I Suck’ emblazoned across the front.”

Just came across this article about how overrated running backs are, and thought it might be of interest to you football fans.