Just came across this article about how overrated running backs are, and thought it might be of interest to you football fans.
website of the day
Is it George Bush or a chimp?
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finally a website gives us a list of the top ten My Little Ponies ever! This is pretty funny.
Johnny Gives Up on Mexican Women, Returns Home
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After a wonderful week spent with a lovely American girl, Johnny got greedy and spent the next two weeks going out with Mexican women, all to no avail. “I don’t know what the hell happened,” says Johnny, “But it was a disaster. One girl got mad when I tried to kiss her, one girl stood me up, and and with one girl, I think it was just a matter of miscommunication, and we only went out once.” Johnny refused to talk any more about this so called “miscommunication”. As for the job, the last week was a bit stressful, as the staff and the animals at the final facility were overworked. Johnny’s Spanish improved quite a bit during the time there, but apparently not enough. “I didn’t take any days off, but I did get to go scuba diving in a pretty kool underwater cave,” said Goodtimes. Other than that, Johnny’s week at Cozumel was rather quiet. “I went out with this one Mexican girl twice, and we were supposed to go out again on Friday night, but she stood me up.” When asked if maybe he was a bad kisser, and that was part of the problem, Johnny responded, “I’m not sure. I’ve never kissed myself. Well, there was that one time, but that was an accident.” Johnny returns to action at O’Neals and The Bards tonight.
question of the week
In what book would you have found Death Larsen at the helm of the Macedonia?
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Thirsty Dad Allegedly Starts ‘Brew-Haha’
A man has been arrested on charges of beating his son when the boy refused to turn over his video game system so it could be pawned for beer money.
These are the kinds of things that happen when you’re stupid and can’t earn beer money through quizzo.
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Nature Calls
Being 19 and criminally charged for taking a big dump and clogging a toilet- $500. Reading an article trying to explain it all? Priceless.
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Bride, Once Boring, Now Known As Bland (AP)
If going from the sublime to the ridiculous is not your idea of a good time, how about the bride who made the switch from Boring to Bland? While it might not sound very exciting, she and the man she was marrying managed to catch the attention of television talk show host talk Jay Leno even before they tied the knot.
This Week’s Sign of the Apocolypse
Talking Pizzas – The New Advertising Medium for Super Bowl?
Newly invented, unique, hand held food embossing (imprinting) tools are expected to create lasting gourmet impressions for consumers and new revenue streams for advertisers. Interactive Super Bowl advertising of embossed team logos and messages would be fun and quite effective. The cost would be a fraction of traditional advertising mediums (like TV commercials) and would be a mega hit, lasting indefinitely instead of minutes.
“Fun and effective”, that’s what the press release says, more likely a sign of the apocolypse. More fun at the company’s web site.
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Looking for something to do this weekend? How about a road trip to Washington DC to check out the National Rock Paper Scissors Championship.