The Decrepid Monkey Skeleton (above, below) was able to cook the Cook the MCs Like a Pound of Bacon like a pound of bacon, 98-84 at Doc Watson’s on Monday.

This short story master, who wrote The Devil’s Dictionary, disappeared in Mexico in 1913.

After coming from behind to win quizzo at Doc Watson’s on Monday night, the Nuns were dealt a swift blow, when an unidentified man threw a chair and hit them in the nose. No one is sure who this man is, but rumor has it he plays baseball. Well, the good news is, he’s certainly not brazen enough to strike again, not with heightened security at all JGT events.

Sorry gang, but my photoshop guy got a real job, so it’s hard to get these done properly on Friday. I’ll try to learn photoshop, but keep in mind, i’m really dumb.

Here’s a real strange site dedicated to Martha Stewart.