If you like to see bodybuilders make awkward passes at Brazilian women, then this is just the video for you. Warning: This is not safe for work (there’s no sex, but there is public nudity and lots of girls in thongs), and not safe if you have any sense of decency left in your body. It’s about 5 minutes long. Thanks Pedro, for sending me this link. If you have a good link that should go on the website, just send it to johnny@johnnygoodtimes.com.

There was an article about Doc Watson’s in this past week’s Philadelphia Weekly, titled “21, I presume”. Looks like ol’ Doc’s is gonna be reopening. Other than the underage kids and the overall shadiness of the place, you gotta admit, it was a lot of fun. I doubt we’ll be doing quizzo there again, but I do hope that it gets reopened.

Yo peeps! Johnny will be back in action tonight at O’Neals and the Bards. O’Neals offers $2 Mexican beers and $3 marguarita’s during quizzo and JGT will be giving away Comedy Sportz tix tonight at both spots. And of course Pedro will be rocking the mic at the Dive. Hope to see you there!

What team did the Chicago Bears defeat 73-0 in the 1940 championship game? (I think you can guess where I got my inspiration for this week’s question.)

Well, they’re at it once again. Focusing on all the negative aspects of last night’s game, and ignoring the many positives. Such as: A) Time of possession was VERY even. B) We held the most feared rusher in the NFL to 49 yards on 19 carries, a 2.6 ypc average. Pretty measly. C) The snow looked really cool. Like on Tecmo Bowl 2. D) Their back up QB, some guy named Wallace, didn’t complete a single pass (he was 0-2)! E) We held them scoreless for the last 29 minutes and 45 seconds of the game. Here’s a pretty interesting look at shutouts.

But I think rock defeats finger missile. Hussein was back on trial today. Here’s a website that look at the US’s relationship with Saddam in the 1980s. And here’s what Iraquis in Kansas City think about the trial. Yeah, you heard me. Just read it.

Eddie”the Eagle” Edwards made a huge splash at the 1988 Calgary Olympics because he was, quite possibly, the most unqualified Olympic performer ever. Here is an article about Eddie in the Calgary Olympics, when the world’s worst performer became an international sensation (A song about him in Finland landed #2 on the charts). Today is also the birthday of the most painfully unfunny person alive, Marguaret Cho.

Today is the last day to get in your rant, with the best one getting tickets for two to Adventure Aquarium in Camden. I’ve gotten some really good ones, but a great one could still walk away with the prize. You can rant about anythign you wnat. I’ve gotten ratns abotu Christmas cards, quizzo, and about a dirty town in South America. Just send your rant to johnny@johnnygoodtimes.com.

The Ho Ain’t In Tow was able to pull off the win at the Dive on Tuesday night, then tried to ruin the family atmosphere I have so carefully cultivated by having their photo taken in front of a tasteless piece of “art”. Fortunately, our censors picked up on this foolishness and supplied the piece of “art” with tassels. Johnny would like to personally aopologize to all of the children and members of the 700 Club who came to this site looking for family fun, and assures you that this kind of thing will never happen again.

Philly boxerBernard Hopkins will be fighting for what is supposedly the final time in his career, as he takes on Jermain Taylor tommorrow night on Pay Per View. Another great sporting event will also be taking place this weekend, as the Big Five Classic takes place tommorrow at the Palestra. Finally, be sure to vote in the poll (right), and get your rants in by Monday. Have a great weekend, everybody!
Related: Johnny goes one on one with former boxing champ Bernard Hopkins.