What remarkably implausible 1981 movie starred Sylvester Stallone, Michael Caine, and Pele?
Chip Chantry presents: 5 things you didn’t know about Ron Paul
When I announced that I was going to start regularly discussing Ron Paul in the hopes of increasing web traffic, my good friend Chip Chantry quickly got a hold of me and told me what a huge Ron Paul fan he was. He feels like Americans don’t know enough about Ron, so he asked if he could start passing along some facts about him. I said, “Add-solutely.” So here is Chip’s first installment. -jgt
-Ron Paul has a tattoo on each set of knuckles. They say “FIGURE SKATING” and “SMALLPOX”.
-Ron Paul wants to shut down all nuclear power plants. He feels that this nation can subsist on the harnessed hydroelectric power of a children’s waterpark in Duluth, Minnesota.
-There ain’t no party like a Ron Paul party, because, well, quite frankly, a Ron Paul party don’t stop.
-When going incognito, Ron Paul wears a beard of bees.
-No one makes chainsaw ice sculptures in the nude. No one, that is, but Ron Paul.
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-You think that Ron Paul fanatics are the only commenting crazies online? Think again. Olivia Newton John fans will get physical if you disrespect their girl. (Scroll down to comment section)
-Some guy threw coffee on a foie gras protester outside the Standard Tap on Saturday. Something tells me Cassidy had something to do with this.
-Is Carly Simon talking about my native state in that “You’re So Vain” song? Apparently.
-Has America become a fascist state? Birthday girl Naomi Wolf thinks so.
-Exciting quizzo news and (hopefully) my punkin chunkin video coming manana.
Draught Horse Quizzo Postponed
With exams starting in a few weeks, followed by a 5 week winter break, it seemed like it might be best to get the quizzo started right when the kids get back from break. So we’re gonna kick it off on January 15th. Word.
In an effort to improve web traffic on this site…
…I will be discussing Ron Paul on a daily basis. I mean, D-Mac posted something this morning making fun of Ron Paul, and within 3 hours he had 48 comments, most of them from Ron Paul fanatics. Therefore we begin our “Ron Paul Fun Facts” today. First fun fact: Ron Paul has scurvy. Please tell any Ron Paul fans you know about our new feature.
Work In progress
As you can see, we are in the process of revamping the website. It is still a work in progress, so please be patient. Any changes you wanna see, stuff you wanna see more of, less of? Post ’em in comments.
Jams Win (Repped by Tina Yothers)
This man who has announced the World Series, the Super Bowl, the NBA Finals, and the Olympics, turns 63 today.
No Talent Ass Clowns win at O’Neals
Dewitt Wallace is celebrating his 118th birthday today. What still popular magazine did he and his wife start in 1922?
Pics of last weeks winners
Gonna post pics of last week’s winners. Questions will be about people celebrating a birthday today. One guess per person.
The Scoreboard
O’NEALS
No Talent Ass Clowns 109
We Didn’t Vote 105
Young Old and Restless 101
Cornbread Mafia 100
Dorksided 96
BARDS (No Bounty Awarded)
Sofa Kingdom: 107
Narcotyzing Dysfunktion: 106
Oprah, Stop Abusing Me! I Paid Tuition! 93
Hurtin Bombs Two: 80
Partially Sober Observer: 77
LOCUST RENDEZVOUS
The Jams 91
Let’s Waterboard Chuck Schumer 81
The Three Amigos 80
ELKS 56
Nicole’s Dirty Little Secret 53
BLACK SHEEP
Duane’s World 94
Team Dirrty 78
But My Mom Says I’m Cool 78
Phily Hardcore 68
Britt Reid’s My B**** in the Pen 64
GOOD DOG
I Want Meat (or Hummus) 75
Johnny Badtimes 57
Daddy 4 and the Whore 57
Try the Pumpkin Cheesecake 53
Pawianation 51
BARDS (Thursday)
Hurtin Bombs 103
SOfa Kingdom 97
Kimmy Gibler 82
Marshadelphia 80
Jagerbombs, Jagerbombs, Jagerbombs 73