Pics and Scores of This Week’s Winners

NORTH STAR

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  1. Stillmaniacs 93
  2. We H8 Hipsters 84
  3. Inkspot 81

SIDECAR

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  1. Jitney Spears 101
  2. Spirit Fingers 93
  3. There’s No I in Quizzo 79

COMCAST CENTER 

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  1. #1 Government Team Competitor 110
  2. Ghost of Colleen Lynch 106
  3. Hannah and Company 97

O’NEALS

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  1. Savage Ear 104
  2. Dunkin Deez Nuts 96
  3. Encyclopedophiles 93

CITY TAP HOUSE

  1. Hoax and Friends 90
  2. Nature’s Pocket 88
  3. Matt Likes Pine Cones in His Butt 88

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 99
  2. Hispanic at the Disco 92
  3. Dominique Strauss Kahn is Greeced Lightning 87

BLACK SHEEP

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  1. Washed Up Wildcats 114
  2. Must Love Pogs 110
  3. Duane’s World 102

INDUSTRY

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  1. Popesack 123
  2. Why Can’t Us 113
  3. Imaginary Pablo and the Goat 110

BARDS

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  1. Quiz on My Face, Not In My Hair 96
  2. FDRs Legs 90
  3. Kanye Was Right, Beyonce Shoulda Won 90
  4. Don’t Hate La Playa, Hate the Game 90

Pics and Scores of Last Week’s Winners

NORTH STAR

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  1. Hopservation Desk

(Lost Monday’s scoresheets for exact scores)

SIDECAR

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  1. Jitney Spears

O’NEALS

  1. Savage Ear 103
  2. Hooter and Chuff 102
  3. Lambda 101

CITY TAP HOUSE

  1. Jesters of Tortuga  120
  2. Underground Bard 111
  3. Ukraine in the Membrane 107

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

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  1. #1 Government Team Competitor 105
  2. Clarence Beeftank 104
  3. Exhausted Nihilists 102

BLACK SHEEP

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  1. Duane’s World 115
  2. I Would’ve Come to Quizzo, But I Died 109
  3. Jitney Spears 100

INDUSTRY

  1. Imaginary Pablo 95
  2. The Missing Heads 94
  3. Why Can’t Us 83

BARDS

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  1. Jewish Guilt Mother 98
  2. Brady Bunch 95
  3. Shadynasty 91

Get Your Quizzo Bowl Tickets Now! (It’s Gonna Sell Out Soon)

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Hey gang, we’re about halfway to a sellout, and I know a lot of teams haven’t bought their tickets yet. So, if you’re planning on going, get your tix ASAP! It looks like it will be sold out in a few days. I will have tickets on me tonight at quizzo, so you’ll have a chance to get some then. Otherwise, you can purchase them here online (there is a $5 service fee online). After that, it’s every man for himself. No guarantees I’ll have any left by next week. Just want to be sure you guys know to get them now, before it’s too late.

And if you have a team of 5 or less, please let me know, because we are gonna consolidate smaller teams to make room for as many folks as possible. I’ve also created a post on the Quizzo Bowl facebook page so that smaller teams can try to team up beforehand.

THIS Week’s Scores

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  1. Philliez Nuts 91
  2. Inkspot 90
  3. Avenue Hustlaz 73

SIDECAR

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  1. Stand Up STrumpets 82
  2. Deflated Balls
  3. In the Lead 70

O’NEALS

2015-01-27 21.59.53

  1. Savage Ear 86
  2. Encyclopedophiles 85
  3. My Couch Pulls Out…66

CITY TAP HOUSE

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  1. Ian’s Team 104
  2. Ukraine in the Membrane 92
  3. Snowpocalypse Now 87

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

2015-01-28 20.18.24

  1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 108
  2. Hispanic at the Disco 103
  3. Denim Chicken 102

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Must Love Pogs 112
  2. Milk, Bread, Eggs, and Condoms 111
  3. Duane’s World 105

INDUSTRY

2015-01-29 20.52.22

  1. Clarence Beeftank 108
  2. Popesack 99
  3. Self Contained 94

BARDS

2015-01-29 23.34.22

  1. Loitering Threat 124
  2. Erin Go Bratwurst 108
  3. Ramrod 98

 

LAST WEEK’S Scores

NORTH STAR

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  1. Fifth Estate 122
  2. Inkspot 114
  3. Tom Brady Deflates My Balls 110

SIDECAR

2015-01-19 22.53.16

  1. Finnlandia 84
  2. In the Lead 83
  3. Top of Your Paper 82

O’NEALS

2015-01-20 21.41.28

  1. Savage Ear 93
  2. Encyclopedophiles 93
  3. Irish Wrist Watch 79

CITY TAP HOUSE

  1. Jesters of Tortuga 120
  2. Bill Cosby’s Bed and Breakfast 115
  3. I Can’t Believe It’s a Law Firm 97

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

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  1. #1 Government Team Competitor 105
  2. Denim Chicken 103
  3. Synch Tramp 103

BLACK SHEEP

2015-01-21 21.53.42

  1. Must Love Pogs 120
  2. Satan’s Minions 111
  3. Duane’s World 100

INDUSTRY

  1. Popesack 117
  2. Eat Fish or Die 110
  3. Imaginary Pablo and the Goat 104

BARDS

2015-01-22 23.55.19

  1. Serbian Donkey Cheese 102
  2. These Balls Aren’t Gonna Deflate Themselves 101
  3. Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly 86

And a special shout-out to “I Wish This Mic Was a Giant Horsec*ck” (below), who considering their team name scored a rather remarkable 69 points at Bards.

2015-01-22 23.25.51

All Football Quizzo on Sunday!

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Think there’s no football this Sunday besides the lame Pro Bowl? Think again! There’s gonna be an All-Pro football quizzo at Founding Fathers Sports Bar & Grill at 5:30 on Sunday, hosted by Shibe co-owner Johnny Goodtimes. In addition to testing your pigskin knowledge, there will also be various $4.50 craft beers and $5 Nachos and Quesadillas. Most questions will be from the Super Bowl era. Gonna be a lot of fun, and you might learn a thing or two. (As far as questions asked: almost all NFL, lots of Super Bowl questions, with perhaps a few USFL and “Where did so and so play in college?” type questions. But far and away mostly NFL). See ya Sunday!

Quizzo Bowl Tickets Now On Sale! Motown Throwdown Takes Place on February 21st!


WHO: You, me, and nerds from as far away as Seattle and Denver.

WHAT: Quizzo Bowl XI, the most prestigious quizzo event in the country.

WHEN: February 21st, 2015. 8 p.m.

WHERE: World Cafe Live (3025 Walnut Street). The Downstairs.

HOW BIG CAN MY TEAM BE? Teams can be up to 8 players each.

WHAT KIND OF ENTERTAINMENT WILL THERE BE BETWEEN ROUNDS? An incredible Motown group, the York Street Hustle (above) will play between rounds. I’m also going to be assisted by one of Philly most beloved comedians, Chip Chantry, and of course my lovely assistant, Fastball Pitcher Bob Gutierrez.

HOW MUCH IS IT? $25 per player.

FASTBALL BOB IS WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION BY HIMSELF. I am aware of that.

WHAT IF WE HAVE A TEAM OF 4 OR LESS? Let me know…I’ll team you up with another small team.
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WHERE CAN I GET TICKETS? I’ll have tickets for sale on me at quizzo, or you can purchase them online at World Cafe Live.

IS THERE LIKE PRIZES AND STUFF? Yes, winning team walks with $800 worth of prizes. In addition, I am offering a $100 bounty prize as well to any new winners. So if you’re any team other than Sofa Kingdom, Lambda, the Jeopardy Champs, or Where’s Johnny, there’s a bonus prize.

ARE THE QUESTIONS ALL ABOUT MOTOWN? No, the theme is just Motown because the band is a Motown band. I’d expect a few questions about Detroit, but the quiz itself is all general knowledge, like a regular quiz, except with a few twists.

WHAT ABOUT GIVEAWAYS? Oh yeah, plenty of giveaways throughout the night.

REMEMBER WHEN YOU DID ONE OF THESE ON BOARD A BOAT? Yes.

THAT WAS PRETTY STUPID, HUH? Yeah, pretty stupid.

WE HATE BOATS. I am aware of that now.

WHAT ELSE? Rumors that Johnny and Chip are going to be bringing back an old vaudeville favorite of theirs from back in the day: the Wheel of Terrific is apparently making a comeback. Also, best dressed team wins a sweet prize. Be sure to follow the Quizzo Bowl page on Facebook for updates.

SO FOR $25, I GET A MOTOWN BAND, A CHANCE TO WIN $900, ONE OF PHILLY’S BEST COMEDIANS AND FASTBALL PITCHER BOB GUTIERREZ? That is correct.

AND I DON’T HAVE TO GET ON A BOAT? There will be no boat.

SOUNDS LIKE A STEAL OF A DEAL! It is! And get your tickets soon, because once they sell out, they sell out. And when I don’t do them on boats, they tend to sell out quickly. I’ll have them on me starting tonight at quizzo. Get ready. The Motown Throwdown is gonna be awesome!