The man who put the rock in rock ‘n’ roll died today at age 79.
Suck It Trebeck Wins at Bards
Who voiced Larry Burns, Mr. Burns’ long lost son, on the Simpsons? (The answer is not a Larry)
Jams Win (Repped by Larry, Darryl, and Darryl)
Who played JR on Dallas?
Sofa Kingdom Wins
This Larry was born at the corner of 3rd and South.
Dork Sided Wins at O’Neals
What is Daniel Lawrence Whitney’s stage name?
Pics of last week’s winners
Gonna post pics of last week’s winners. Since the big news story in Philly today is about Larry Mendte, all questions will be about famous Larrys. One guess per person.
Scoreboard, Brought to You By Public Enemy #1
O’NEALS
- Dorksided 94
- Presentable 88
- We Got Nothin’ 88
- Young, Old, and Restless 68
BARDS
- Sofa Kingdom 105
- Hurtin’ Bombs 100
- Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 98
- Western Omelette 83
- Dentists of Mass Destruction 65
LOCUST RENDEZVOUS
- The Jams 100
- Trust Us We Know 90
- My Mom Says I’m Cool 78
- 1022 78
- Kalamazoo 70
BLACK SHEEP
- Duane’s World 107
- WTF’s Last Stand 103
- Axis of Evil Knievel 98
- Chiavettas 91
- This is Not a Bus 85
GOOD DOG
- Oakwood Reach Around 91
- Shomer Shabbas 78
- Awesome Aussies 77
- The Underachievers 75
- Team Dysfunctional 65
BARDS
- Suck It Trebeck 113
- Please Leave ‘Em On 101
- Italian Spiderman 95
- Lewis Haynes 81
- PCR 67
Rachael Ray, Part Deux
Using the same journalistic tools used by Malkin, I was able to see through Dunkin’ Donuts and Rachael Ray’s sly attempt to comfort the enemy. I think you’re gonna like this one.
Michelle Malkin Hit By Train, America Rejoices
In a rare event that brought all Americans together, Michelle Malkin was hit by a train today. The neocon commentator, who earlier this week said that Dunkin Donuts ads gave comfort to the enemy, was hit by the train only moments after this picture was taken by me.
“I asked her to move a little to the left, a little to the left, a little to the left, and next thing you know, she got hit by that train,” I said. “This has really been a tragic accident. I feel awful. Well, not awful, but I don’t feel good about causing Michelle Malkin to get hit by that fast-moving train. Well, at least I don’t feel GREAT about it.”
Malkin, who is actually an evil racist robot, suffered severe circuitry damage. “We don’t know if we can save her, after she got hit by that train,” said Malkin creator David Duke.
Ticker tape parades were being scheduled in several major cities, with Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter proclaiming, “This is a great day for America. It is nice to know that, as of today, there is one less evil racist robot in the world, thanks to that fast-moving train.”
Condolences for the racist, whiny, snivelling, squawking robot were non-existent.
Bowling for Broccoli
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Hey gang, great event going on Saturday night. Some of you joined me at the bowling parties in South Philly last year and we had a blast. Well, this year there is another bowling event at the same place, with the added incentive that all of the money goes to a great charity. The Urban Nutrition Initiative, which is a university-community partnership based at Penn, tries to make inner city youth more aware of the importance of good nutrition, and helps the kids grow gardens at a number of schools in the area. For more info on the charity, click here. The event is $25, and starts at 7 p.m. on Saturday. Hope to see you there!