Scores and Pics from This Week

NORTH STAR

2015-06-08 20.59.51

  1. Always Finish 4th
  2. Swiss Navy 72
  3. Inkspot 60

SIDECAR

2015-06-08 23.15.34

  1. Jitney Spears 109
  2. Sex Toy Vending Machine 107
  3. What’s Your BMI, Bro? 90

COMCAST

2015-06-09 19.13.21

  1. Muppet Scabies 106
  2. 2 Nerdy 2 Lose 91
  3. Kimptonites 91

O’NEALS

2015-06-09 22.12.32

  1. Hooter and Chuff 119
  2. Savage Ear 110
  3. Encyclopedophiles 108

CITY TAP HOUSE

2015-06-10 00.07.54

  1. Ukraine in the Membrane 105
  2. Jesters of Tortuga 104
  3. Underground Bard 98

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

2015-06-10 19.52.34

  1. You Can’t Sit With Us 111
  2. Synchronized Trampoline 101
  3. Hispanic at the Disco 85

FOUNDING FATHERS

2015-06-10 22.24.45

  1. Duane’s World 115
  2. Rathskeller Dweller 100
  3. Riversharks 92

INDUSTRY

  1. Imaginary Pablo 99
  2. Boot Hill 93
  3. Booth Ulna Bones 92

BARDS

2015-06-11 23.26.00

  1. From Parts Unknown 113
  2. Serbian Donkey Cheese 113
  3. Pauper of the Surf 106

Pics of Last Weeks Winners

NORTH STAR

2015-06-01 20.55.29

  1. Amazin Von Hazen 123
  2. Inkspot 90
  3. Otrivia Newton Jawns 82

SIDECAR

2015-06-01 23.08.11

  1. Sex Toy Vending Machine 118
  2.  There’s No “I” in Quizzo 91
  3. Jitney Spears 88

O’NEALS

2015-06-02 22.00.27

  1. Fanboysenberry Delicious 100
  2. Savage Ear 99
  3. Encyclopedophiles 82

CITY TAP HOUSE

2015-06-03 00.08.45

  1. Underground Bard 111
  2. Jesters of Tortuga 110
  3. Cunning Stunts 89

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

2015-06-03 19.57.56

  1. Honey Badgers 108
  2. Electric Mayhem 67
  3. Everything’s Coming up Millhouse 58

FOUNDING FATHERS

2015-06-03 22.29.53

  1. Caitlyn Jenner’s Coin Slots 110
  2. Duane’s World 109
  3. Jitney Spears 105

BARDS

  1. Hurtin Bombs 117
  2. Game…Blouses 99
  3. FDRs Legs 93

Ruby Tuesday Pulls Upset at Spring Invitational

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Ruby Tuesday knocked off previous Invitational winners Duane’s World and Popesack to secure their first ever Grand Slam on the tour. It was an impressive win, as they scored 45 in the final round to break out from the pack of seven teams that were within one question of the lead heading into the final round (And they had several more teammates, only three were left by the time the photo was taken).

Music between rounds and the awesome live audio round were supplied by the Levee Drivers, who were truly terrific. Since we were in the National Mechanics building, which was built in 1837, our wild card round was 1837. Since it was Clint Eastwood’s birthday, our speed round was films he had directed since 1992. Thanks to everyone for coming out, thanks to National Mecahnics, and thanks to the Levee Drivers for putting on such a great show. Here were your final scores:

  1. Ruby Tuesday (Bards) 135
  2. Duane’s World (Founding Fathers) 132
  3. Popesack (North Star) 130
  4. Imaginary Pablo and the Goat (Industry) 126
  5. #1 Government Team Competitor (Rendezvous) 123
  6. ISIS ISIS Baby (All Over) 122
  7. Encyclopedophiles (O’Neals) 113
  8. Missing Heads (Industry) 112
  9. You Can’t Sit With Us (Rendezvous) 111
  10. Synchronized Trampoline (Rendezvous) 106
  11. Hooter and Chuff (O’Neals) 105
  12. Dr. Gary Lewis (Sidecar) 104
  13. Hopservation Desk (North Star) 103
  14. Inkspot (North Star) 99
  15. There’s No I in Quizzo (Sidecar) 92

Pics of Last Week’s Winners

SIDECAR

  1. 19 Charges and Counting 113
  2. Team Wirth 87
  3. Charlie Work 86

O’NEALS

2015-05-26 21.54.53

  1. Savage Ear 109
  2. Encyclopedophiles 108
  3. Mark Becomes a Man ABout Town 91

CITY TAP HOUSE

2015-05-26 23.52.47

  1. Ukraine in the Membrane 103
  2. Quiz Teama Aguilera 98
  3. Underground Bard 97

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

2015-05-27 20.20.40

  1. #1 Government Team Competitor 99
  2. Synchronized Trampoline 98
  3. Superfluity 96

FOUNDING FATHERS

2015-05-27 22.17.20

  1. Duane’s World 103
  2. Jitney Spears 92
  3. Must Love Pogs 92

INDUSTRY

2015-05-28 20.24.57

  1. Ain’t This Some Shite 108
  2. Why Can’t Us 101
  3. Seymour Butts 71

BARDS 

2015-05-28 22.57.39

  1. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 100
  2. ISIS ISIS BABY 99
  3. Serbian Donkey Cheese 98

Everything You Need to Know About the Invitational

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WHO: The teams that earned invites over the past 10 weeks of the spring season.

WHAT: The 5th annual JGT Spring Invitational.

WHEN: Sunday, May 31st at 5:30 p.m.

WHERE: National Mechanics (22 South 3rd Street, between Chestnut and Market)

WHY: Why not?

IS THERE AN ENTRY FEE: Yes, it’s $10 a pop.

WHAT DO I GET FOR MY MONEY? In addition to a shot at over $300 in prizes, there will also be live music between rounds supplied by the Levee Drivers.

EARLIER YOU SAID THE WALLACE BROTHERS. Yeah, I know, they had to cancel a few days ago.

WHY DO BANDS ALWAYS CANCEL ON YOU, GOODTIMES? YOU’RE CHECKS BOUNCING? No, my checks aren’t bouncing. Everything is fine, one of the Wallace Brothers got approved for some surgery and they could only do it on Saturday.

LIKELY STORY. ARE THESE NEW GUYS GONNA BE GOOD? Yep.

ANY BEER SPECIALS? Yep. Evil Genius drafts will be $4.

IS NATIONAL MECHANICS A COOL BAR? Yeah, it’s an awesome bar.

HOW MANY CAN I HAVE ON MY TEAM? Up to 8 players per team.

WHAT IF MY TEAM DIDN’T MAKE THE CUT? CAN I STILL PLAY? If you want to come solo or with a friend, I can try to team you up with another team that’s not maxed out.

WHAT TEAMS HAVE CONFIRMED?

Imaginary Pablo

Synchronized Trampoline

Ruby Tuesdays

ISIS ISIS Baby

Jitney Spears

Duane’s World

Inkspot

Popesack

Missing Heads

Dr. Gary Lewis

Hopservation Desk

There No I in Quizzo

You Can’t Sit With Us

Encyclopedophiles

MAYBES:

Hooter and Chuff

#1 Government Team Competitor

Savage Ear

Bears Love Jazz Hands

 

Final JGTSpI Scores

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Here you go, our final scores in the JGTSpI. Teams in yellow all earned an invite. Teams in orange are on the bubble (waiting to see if any teams decline their invites. I’ll also extend an invite to any bubble teams who can finish top 2 this week). Teams in blue…well let’s just say that it’s “win or go home” time. If you win this week you get an automatic invite. Hope to see ya this week and best of luck: Sunday’s gonna be a lot of fun.

Pics and Scores of This Week’s Winners

NORTH STAR

2015-05-18 20.59.37

 

  1. Popesack 117
  2. Inkspot 99
  3. Steve Jeltz 91

SIDECAR

2015-05-18 23.11.42

  1. No I in Quizzo 93
  2. Jitney Spears 92
  3. Tempura House 78

O’NEALS

2015-05-19 21.59.57

  1. Hooter and Chuff 110
  2. Savage Ear 95
  3. Encyclopedophiles 82

CITY TAP HOUSE

  1. Underground Bard 104
  2. Cunning Stunts 92
  3. Pulled Pork Nachos 87

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

2015-05-20 20.08.47

 

  1. Shades of Death 105
  2. Hispanic at the Disco 104
  3. Keeks for Chief 98

FOUNDING FATHERS

  1. Must Love Pogs 127
  2. Duane’s World 110
  3. Juanny Badtimes 106

INDUSTRY

2015-05-21 20.29.59

 

 

  1. Imaginary Pablo and the Goat 121
  2. Bob Loblaws Law Blog 116
  3. ISIS ISIS Baby 114

BARDS

2015-05-21 22.58.19

  1. Ruby Tuesday 111
  2. Bin Laden Reads Deez Nuts 103
  3. Quizzed My Pants 90