This musical genius once said: “I don’t apologize for being patriotic… If there is something socially incorrect about being patriotic and supporting your troops, then they can kiss my [ass] on that, because I’m not going to budge on that at all.” God Bless Him. God Bless His Birthday. And God Bless America. Now let’s kill some brown people! Hell Yeah!
Hurtin’ Bombs win at Bards
This actress, turning 57 today, starred in Prizzi’s Honor and the Addams Family.
Life’s a Lemon Wins at O’Neals
This children’s entertainer with songs such as Bananaphone, Baby Beluga, and Shake My Sillies Out turns 60 today.
Pics of last weeks winners
Alright y’all, sorry I was MIA today. On the road all day, and since it was sunny, I got a sunburn on my left arm and not my right one, so that looks pretty kool. Anyways, gonna post pics of last week’s winners. With questions about people celebrating July 8th B-days. One guess per person.
Scoreboard, Brought to You by TJ
ONEALS
- Life’s a Lemon 112
- Tony’s Home 101
- Boo Cubs Wait for No One 97
- Young, Old, and Restless 91
- The Embarrassments 88
BARDS
- Hurtin Bombs 107
- Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 94
- Sofa Kingdom 93
- Nobama, No Way 83
- Western Omelette 77
LOCUST RENDEZVOUS
- 1022 102
- The Jams 101
- Trust Us We Know 98
- My Mom Says I’m Cool 96
- Gogurt Oh Face 92
BLACK SHEEP
- Brain Puddin’ 101
- Catdog 98
- Duane’s World 97
- Penn Fifteen Club 94
- Team Chiavettas 93
GOOD DOG
- L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 93
- No More June Swoon 85
- Janene Showers Naked 76
- Flugger Farver 67
- Ballbusters 6
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BARDS
- Sofa Kingdom 108
- Grover Cleveland Spanked Me 107
- Jem and the Holograms 101
- Jimmy’s Angels 92
- I Call the Big One Bitey 91
4th of July Awesomeness
- First off, I did a pretty damn good piece on the Kerri Lee site about the top 10 things you didn’t know about the Founding Fathers. This is good stuff. And here’s 10 fun facts about the 4th of July on MSN.
- Philebrity has a pretty good roundup of stuff going on in the city this weekend, as does Philly.com.
- Just when you think Philly has turned you into a cynical curmudgeon who still can’t let go of the fact that you were once a part of this city’s manufactured history scam, dressing in knickers and a vest while serving Martha Washington Turkey Pot Pies to bad tippers from Sioux City, you remember that Ben Franklin and Betsy Ross just fell in love and are getting married tomorrow and I mean I’m sorry but this is the cutest thing ever.
Noche
A few of the fellas and myself went and grabbed some drinks and watched the Phils game at Noche last friday. The service was just terrific. Our server even agreed to have her photo taken with us! Also the nachos were half off on fridays, and they were pretty good. But the service was even better. I highly recommend Noche in the early evening before the D-bag crowd rolls in.
USA Spectacular tonight
Yes, all questions tonight will be Americana related, at least somewhat. I am expecting pretty good crowds, so I would suggest getting there early.
Good Dog 8 p.m.
Bards 10 p.m.
USA! USA! USA!
This, ladies and gentleman, is why we are the greatest nation on earth. Watch how deep the water is when he stands up. The only people more amazed than you at this American’s greatness are the Japanese people in tuxedos who are gathered around the baby pool.