“Ma, Ma, Where’s My Pa? Gone to the White House, Hahaha” was a slogan directed at this candidate in the 1884 election, due to his illegitimate child.
Jams Win (Repped by Robert Hazard)
The Mayor of Detroit is in hot water due to some sexually explicit text messages he sent to a woman who was not his wife. Who is he?
Sofa Kingdom Wins at Bards
I ask this question repeatedly because it never gets old: What was the name of the boat Gary Hart conducted his affair with Donna Rice on?
Young, Old and Restless Win at O’Neals
Wilbur Mills was caught driving into the Tidal Basin with a stripper with a fantastic name in 1974. Who was she?
Pics of last weeks winners
ALright, gonna post the Pics of last weeks winners with questions underneath about political sex scandals. One guess per person.
Scoreboard, Brought to you by Last Placers at Black Sheep
O’NEALS
- Young, Old and Restless 108
- Team #7 106
- Scrotto Saggins 106
- Frackin Toasters 101
- She Works Here 87
BARDS
- Sofa Kingdom 104
- Hurtin’ Bombs 100
- Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 87
- Bulgaria is For Lovers 83
- Touch Dicks 81
LOCUST RENDEZVOUS
- The Jams 111
- But My Mom Says I’m Cool 107
- Barry’s Energy Policy 97
- Susan’s Peters 94
- 1022 93
BLACK SHEEP
- The Michael Phelps of Quizzo 88
- Duane’s World 85
- Catdog 85
- Pressed Ham 78
- East German Olympic Team 77
GOOD DOG
- Straightjacket and Tights 93
- Diego’s Panties 90
- Shomer Shabbas 77
- Ezekiel 25:17 75
- Cornbread Mafia 72
BARDS
- Sofa Kingdom 109
- Touch Dicks 103
- Eschaton 102
- Wait…Freddie Mercury was Gay? 76
- Jessie Spano’s Caffeine Pills 69
Wow.
Really, his convention role is unclear? I think it should be very clear: John Edwards may not come within 2,000 miles of the convention. What a skeevy snake. My favorite line in all of this so far came from a Huffington Post commenter: Who says a $400 haircut doesn’t get you chicks? It was the HP that raised some questions about Rielle Hunter in the first place, back in September. Off to Phils game. Scoreboard manana.
Happy 08-08-08 Everyone!
As if 08-08-08 wasn’t eerie enough, get this: both Drew Lachey and JC Chasez are celebrating their 32nd birthdays today. So trippy. Scoreboard and pics of a couple of quizzo cuties on the way this afternoon. In the meantime, read the story of the German terrorists who were supposed to wreak havoc in the US during WWII, only to completely screw it up. It happened on this date in 1942. And read a bit about the trouble detectives are having solving a sheep sexual assault case-because the suspects are twins, and they only think that one of them is guilty.
Only in a Perfect World…
…Could Randy “Macho Man” Savage defeat Robin Leach in a game of croquet with a little help from a midget.
Watching Ryan Howard Field First Base is Like…
- watching a quadripalegic operate a forklift.
- watching George Bush read.
- watching Larry Mendte do the Superman.
- watching a man with no thumbs use chopsticks.
- watching Ryan Howard hit a slider from a left handed pitcher.
- watching a blind man drive a dump truck.
- watching JGT trying to pick up a woman at a bar.
- watching John Popper take off a life preserver.
Got any other ideas for what watching Howard play first base is like? Post ’em below.