Watching Ryan Howard Field First Base is Like…


  • watching a quadripalegic operate a forklift.
  • watching George Bush read.
  • watching Larry Mendte do the Superman.
  • watching a man with no thumbs use chopsticks.
  • watching Ryan Howard hit a slider from a left handed pitcher.
  • watching a blind man drive a dump truck.
  • watching JGT trying to pick up a woman at a bar.
  • watching John Popper take off a life preserver.

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