Hey, Remember Those Race Riots We Almost Had in Philly a Couple of Months Ago? Me either.


Michelle Malkin does. You knew this stupid troll was going to say something unbelievably idiotic before the end of the day, and sure enough she did. For those of you who haven’t heard, two geniuses claiming to be from the Black Panthers (great job helping the cause, guys) apparently tried to stop a couple of white people from voting. Well, Michelle Malkin jumped all over it, then went on to describe how Philadelphia almost had a race riot a few months ago. You guys remember that, right? I think it was right after all those white people voted for that black mayor. Well, Michelle Malkin remembers it. She also remembers how we had riots and violence “after the Phillies won, after they won!” Yep, something tells me the Black Panthers were behind the looting of that luggage store. I hear that Black Panthers just looooove to travel. I think Michelle Malkin is a worse human being than Kim Jong Il. I really, really do.

What? What? Are You Kidding Me?


Just got some devastating news. I assumed that Punkin’ Chunkin’ was going to be next weekend. It is usually, after all, held the first weekend after Halloween. But apparently it is held on the weekend of Halloween if Halloween falls on a Friday, as I just found out that it took place this past weekend. Damnit, damnit, damnit to hell. I was in the midst of making my upcoming weekend plans around it. This really blows.