Just got some devastating news. I assumed that Punkin’ Chunkin’ was going to be next weekend. It is usually, after all, held the first weekend after Halloween. But apparently it is held on the weekend of Halloween if Halloween falls on a Friday, as I just found out that it took place this past weekend. Damnit, damnit, damnit to hell. I was in the midst of making my upcoming weekend plans around it. This really blows.